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Some people have a bucket list, I have a Shovel List. This is a list of people I'd like to hit in the face with a shovel. Due to an increasing population I've had to subdivide the list. Candidates start off qualifying for the flat of the shovel, they can then graduate to the blunt edge and finally I've sharpened the other edge... (also handy for the Zombie Apocalypse).

I'm anti drugs
I'm perfectly capable of having a good time without drinking my own body weight in alcohol
Chinese will always be my first choice for a takeaway
I own LOTS of books
Music is important
I drink A LOT of tea
I know lots of random facts, great for pub quizzes!
put me in a room with a human and an animal,I'll always talk to the animal first..

I'm variously locatable on the net as Twisted, Twisted_one, Twistedone or Combitwisted. It really depends what names were available when I regestered.

HOWEVER, in most online games you'll find me as Relentless or Relentlessmonster. (No, I'm not addicted to energy drinks at all, why would you think that?) ;)

Cancer

Average

Blue

Caucasian

No

Not Sure

Eyes

Scarred

Dark Brown

Yes

High School Diploma

Unemployed

Administrative / Management

With Parent(s)

All Is Calm

No

Yes - Socially

Outcast

Observant

Camping, Internet, Games, Movies, Music, Theater, Tv

Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv

Agnostic

Never

Dry / Sarcastic

Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Adult

Dance, Electronic, Industrial, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises

Fantasy, Fiction, History, Science, Science Fiction

In my spare time I play Airsoft, I LRP, I play several online games but none of these things control my life, I'm perfectly capable of balancing them with "real world" things ;)



I've worked with small animals and spent a bit of time around horses in the past, I'd really like to get some pets when my living situations allow, and I'd love to learn to ride properly at some point.

Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Thoughtfullness

I'm not really limiting myself to any specific characteristics, that said, I'm not really into larger ladies, nothing against them they just don't float my boat. I prefer to date younger than myself, but there have been exceptions. I really like snakebites on pretty girls, but they aren't mandatory. I would really prefer it though if my next partner wasn't a compulsive liar, manipulative psychopath or incapable of fidelity.

Date, Intimate, Committed, Other