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I want a girl with a short skirt and a l
Age 45 From Portsmouth, Virginia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I would describe myself as indescribable. Really, you just have to get to know me. For the sake of grabbing your attention though, I'll give it a whirl. Hmmm... I can say with confidence that I am funny and very quick on the draw (never miss an opening for a "that's what she said"). I definitely have a way with words - a cunning linguist, if you will. What else? Well, underneath my awesome exterior, I am really sweet and way too trusting. I can't help trying to look for the best in people. Once you've been labeled an ass-clown though, there's probably no changing my mind back. I may seem quiet or shy at first. Wrong-o! I'm studying you, the crowd, the feel of the room/situation. I have no problems diving into an awkward situation. Well, there's really only so much of my personality that I can convey to you this way. Just trust me when I say that I'm definitely worth getting to know.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Inked All Over
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog

Status

My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Partying, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever

Taste

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Country, Folk, Metal, New age, Punk, Reggae, Rock, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, Satire

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Committed
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